How to sleep with a snorer?
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Craig, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Craig and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Craig snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Wow, that Craig shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Pete’s turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said. They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Craig into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Craig sat up and watched me all night.”
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