Men in Speedo at Staffordshire
As I reported earlier it is clear that British people do not like sex; could it be that British men are too worried about their penis size?
Well, they need not worry any more because women will not be able to figure it out when they are in public. Staffordshire, Britain’s most popular theme park, is banning men from wearing Speedo swimsuits and will require them to wear those ugly board shorts.
Here are parts of statements from the company, “To prevent embarrassment among fellow members of the public and to maintain the family friendly atmosphere at the resort, bosses have taken the extreme measure of banning these tight trunks from their popular waterpark located within the Splash Landings Hotel…While women may hail the return of the skimpy bathers, the style itself is not deemed public or family friendly, and therefore we are requesting that male swimmers wear more appropriate styles such as boardshorts…The resort is also considering introducing mandatory bikini waxing for men, in a bid to prevent unsightly hair from being on display…We feel this small brief style is not appropriate for a family venue so we are advising male bathers to wear more protective swimwear such as shorts…We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will preserve the dignity of all our guests.”
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