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Picture of Britney Spears on the cover of OK celebrity gossip mag

Like Lindsay Lohan and Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears is undergoing a serious crisis. While I could write a book on what is going wrong with her, here are a few incidents that really trouble me:

1. There are swimsuits for a reason. They allow us to enjoy being in water but still maintain decency. Not so for Britney. When she saw the (cold) water on a beach in Malibu, she simply took her clothes off and stepped inside water in her red bra and pink sheer panties. Just one way to get attention.

2. While doing a photo-shoot with OK!, she used the restroom without even closing the door. Of course, I am crazy about our celebrities but I don't want to hear or see what they do in the toilet.

3. Britney the thief. The celebrity gossip magazine is reporting that an interview and photo shoot that never happened resulted in either loss or damage to clothes and accessories worth more than $20,000.

Britney, I love you, even more now that your divorce is final, and your music is great, but please come back to who you used to be.