Gossip

Britney Spears has literally been playing in the Girls Gone Wild video series for a few years now and nothing ever shocks me. So if she could act out her bisexual fantasies with Shannon Funk, a lap dance seems like a trip to the gas station for her. After all, she is a stripper in her Gimme More video.

So when she was seen hanging out with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and there was a rumor that she performed a lap dance for him, I was not surprised, but according to Alli Sims, she did not. But look at the interesting answer, "Tony is a gentleman, and Britney wouldn't do that, especially to a good friend of mine."

In other words, if it were, say, Matt Encinias, she would definitely do it.

A mature woman who dates younger men is often called a cougar. Guess what? There are men who love them. In my opinion, older women tend to be more patient, emotionally stable, often have more money, and appreciative of what you do for them.

One guy who likes to date older women is Talan Torriero, the actor from Laguna Beach (once dated Kristin Cavallari). So who are his dream women right now? He tells People that they are Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and Kimberly Stewart.

Now I like these older women for the reasons I mentioned above, Talan thinks that he dislikes women his age because they are still into playing games. “I think older women go on a date with me, and then they say, ‘Wait, how old are you again?’ And then they’re like, ‘Well I’m already dating you, I might as well keep dating you’ . . . I’m not necessarily going after cougars or anything. At the end of the day, it’s just about being happy.” I agree.

Joycelyne Lew

You probably remember my wonderful friend Dawna Lee Heising, who then introduced me to another great celebrity Joycelyne Lew. Recently I had a chance to interview her.

I know you have had a successful career in the world of entertainment but it has also come through sheer hard work and after overcoming many challenges. What advice will you give to other aspiring models and actresses, particularly those from other ethnicities?

JL: I feel this is a better time for ethnicities because the exotic look seems to be in now. It's because of the many different mixtures of nationalities that are in America. Just keep believing in yourself and follow your heart.

This is a question that I must definitely ask because my readers are very interested to know. What is your secret to beauty? I want to hear about your typical diet, and what type of exercise program do you follow.

JL: My beauty secret is to keep a positive attitude because that will keep you healthy and frown free. I like to eat a huge variety of different foods. I just about like everything and try to get fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, juices and chocolate. I work out 2 times a week with weights for about 40 minutes and do a lot of physical activities. I am extremely busy so I work out at 11 pm at night.

Do you have any beauty and style tips for my female readers.

JL: I have very long hair so I usually try to dry it naturally except maybe the roots. I wash it every day. For the style ideas, I like to update accessories with my own clothes and have fun creating all these outfits.

What are some of your upcoming projects?

JL: On Nov. 18th Dawna and I are hosting the Diversity Awards on the red carpet. I am doing the Kip Brown show in a month that deals with Movie Production and people in front of and behind the camera.

Seal and Heidi Klum. Oprah.com

You have probably heard the story of how Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones fell in love. Well, we now have the inside scoop on how Heidi Klum and Seal met and it is one hell of a naughty story.

As you must have seen, Seal is African in origin, and if we are to believe the gossip, these men are well-endowed. And that is what she noticed when she saw him for the first time in bicycle shorts after he came back from the gym. She told Oprah, "...I was sitting there and I was, like, wow...And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package."

Ozzie Osbourne and his wife Sharon have also talked publicly about the size of his manhood and why he will never need penile augmentation surgery. So it seems that despite what women say, size does matter.

Dressup America

The recent months have been exciting for us who are obsessed with celebrity gossip. Well, we have had our usual divorces, breakups, cheating, plastic surgery, public fights, flashing of private body parts, and the like, but a lot of other incidents involving alcohol, DUI, and even jail time. So is it any surprise that you can now dress up like your favorite Hollywood celebrities in prison clothes. I recall that the Madame Tussauds Museum in New York displayed statues of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in prison clothes. Shockingly enough, she did not include a prison attire in the Paris Hilton clothing line.

In Touch Weekly.

When Ashlee Simpson lied about her nose job, she lost her credibility. That is why rumors about Ashlee Simpson's breast augmentation are not going away. The Simpson sisters have a curse from an evangelical pastor and looks as if they are fighting it by going over and over under the knife. Jessica Simpson has already had Restylane. Now that InTouch has confirmed that Ashlee is using Botox to get that wide-eyed look, well, In Touch has more credibility than Ashlee.

Janice Dickinson, also known as the plastic doll and often cited as a classic example of a plastic surgery addict has once again gone under the knife. According to the US Weekly, she had a tummy tuck and a mini neck lift.

As often happens with aging, Janice Dickinson saw sagging around her tummy. It is believed that the plastic surgeon who did the breast augmentation for Heidi Montag worked on her too.

Pamela Anderson divorced Kid Rock after a lavish wedding and since then she has already married Rick Salomon and has a healthy relationship with ex Tommy Lee Jones. Now it clearly looks as if Kid Rock is not happy. He has accused her of lying that she had a miscarriage and is now saying in an interview with Blender that "Getting married is the most fun (I am sure that even being without food and water in St Tropez is fun too) you can have in life. Being married sucks."

Studies typically show that married people are happier than singles and get more bedroom action than them, but one study found that women are better off living with their boyfriend rather than marrying them.

One wedding that I wouldn't be writing about is that of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey. Not that she is opposed to marriage - she was married twice - she just doesn't want to marry for the third time. Even though Halle Berry is the mother of Gabriel Aubrey's child, she tells Oprah she is not going through the ritual of a wedding.

"What Gabriel and I have decided is we will just redefine marriage for ourselves. You know, that paper isn't worth anything to me anymore," she said on television. "I don't want to do that again ... I feel more married in a way than I ever have in two marriages before."

"We view life the same way," says Berry. "He really understands the spiritual connection is so much more important than the paper and the pomp and the circumstance and the ceremony. And that feels important to us." That is exactly what Oprah has done and I recently heard Eva Mendes say the same. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are also believers of this idea.