Britney Spears has literally been playing in the Girls Gone Wild video series for a few years now and nothing ever shocks me. So if she could act out her bisexual fantasies with Shannon Funk, a lap dance seems like a trip to the gas station for her. After all, she is a stripper in her Gimme More video.

So when she was seen hanging out with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and there was a rumor that she performed a lap dance for him, I was not surprised, but according to Alli Sims, she did not. But look at the interesting answer, "Tony is a gentleman, and Britney wouldn't do that, especially to a good friend of mine."

In other words, if it were, say, Matt Encinias, she would definitely do it.