Eddie Murphy Tracey Edmonds

I am as worried about Eddie Murphy as I am about Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan (I have stopped worrying about Nicole Richie because since she became a mom she has become a good girl).

First of all, he divorces that wonderful woman Nicole Mitchell Murphy, his wife of 13 years and mother of his five children. He then fathered a child (Angel Iris Murphy Brown) with Mel B but refused to accept paternity and has continued to ignore his daughter as well as not paid child support. Melanie Brown is now raising the child as a single mom.

Then he started dating Tracey Edmonds. After a lot of noise, they gather their friends and fly to Bora Bora to have a "symbolic marriage" ceremony (What is that supposed to mean any way? Is wedding ceremony a party or what?).

To make it even more bizarre the couple has decided to split and as is usual in Hollywood, they will now be friends. "While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends," the statement from the couple said. Hilarious!