John Mayer

When I first learned that John Mayer was dating Jessica Simpson, I started to wonder if he had gone crazy, because who in his right mind will date a crazy woman like her.

Thankfully, the realization dawned on him rather quickly and before any permanent damage could be done to his brain, he moved on.

Now is he going crazy again wearing the same thong on the beach that Borat wore? Probably not. It is now common for men to wear thongs on the beach (less so in the United States, though) and I think John looks pretty cute.