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Gwyneth Paltrow

You know what I am sick to my stock listening to all those fashionistas, fashion police, and other so-called fashion and style experts telling us how not to dress. You can't do this and that after 30, 40, and 50 is so long that one can go nuts simply trying to remember it all.

Guess what? It doesn't matter what is your age. What matters is how old do you look. As I like to say, I don't want to see 250 lb, 19-year old girl with thunder thighs in a mini skirt, but I would see Madonna do that any day. And yes, if you have varicose veins and other signs of aging, ladies, well, it makes sense to hide them.

A great example to prove my point is Gwyenth Paltrow in this picture. As she approaches her 40th birthday, this celebrity mom looks great even without a mommy makeover. Her legs are worth displaying, and by the way, don't forget to notice her lovely shoes.

Hilary Duff

If I was a totally unscrupulous blogger I will look at this photo and start speculating that Hilary Duff now has breast implants because considering how skinny this girl is, her breasts look too large, perky, and perfectly round.

While there is no way for me to say if she did or did not have breast augmentation surgery, as we saw in the case of Paris Hilton cleavage, with uplift bras and fashion tape, it is indeed possible to make your small breasts look much larger and that is what may be happening in this strapless gown where I wouldn't be surprised if there was plenty of padding, maybe even silicone pads, in maybe a backless bra, and then some tape in all the right places (Read: How to create cleavage). The message here is that if you are flat chested, you can look as if you have a large breasts on your wedding day for example, without going under the knife, though I have read that the latest trend is to have a Botox boob job.

Hilary Duff with Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus

Like Hulk Hogan, I have no option but to call Billy Ray Cyrus a man desperate for attention from younger women -- a clear sign of midlife crisis in a middle aged man.

I think it is understandable why teen and child stars are escorted by their moms but it is a little bit strange to see Billy, who is supposedly a country singer himself, tag along Hannah Montana so that he can be in the company of younger girls like Hilary Duff. It sort of reminds me of another desperate dad: Joe Simpson, the father of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.