We have already had enough Heidi Spencer and Spencer Pratt in every way possible including her non-stop cosmetic surgery. Now like Jada Pinkett Smith she can't stop talking about her sex life.

In yet another joke (Spencer Pratt pretending to be a journalist for Playboy and interviewing his wife), she shares the secret of how intimate they are:

"You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love...Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. [Joining the Mile High Club] was maybe the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life...You’re waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways — indoors, outdoors, upside down."

Oh when a moron like Sarah Palin almost became the vice president, nutjobs like Heidi and Spencer have a great future ahead.