I am sick to my stomach listening to the marriage troubles of two screwed up people in a dysfunctional marriage: Jon and Kate Gosselin. Apart from their running a baby farm, they had a lot more going on. For example, Jon was having an extramarital relationship with the nanny Stephanie Santoro.

And for those of you happily married but frustrated married men looking for tips on seducing your babysitter or housekeeper or maid or for that matter anybody, he succeeded despite his poor bedroom skills. Stephanie says he "wasn't terrible, but it wasn't the best I ever had."

Regarding creating the perfect seduction situation, she tells In Touch magazine that it was a classic "Can you rub my shoulders? Now, can I rub yours?" and then a walk to a hot tub where the relationship was consummated. Eventually, they moved to a quiet part of the house to carry on their lovemaking. This kept on going for a while but this dude is not with her any more and is instead dating someone entirely different.