So evangelical Christians hate Harry Potter for the simple reason that it is about magic and witchcraft (though I fail to understand what it has to do with Jesus Christ or Bible -- for God's sake it is just fiction).

Now these same crazies elected people like George and Laura Bush in the hope that they will ban gay marriage, outlaw abortion, and of course, ban Harry Potter books (now their hopes are resting on Sarah Palin who already has some experience banning perfectly normal books).

So what is First Lady Laura Bush doing reading a Harry Potter book? I guess she secretly also supports abortion and gay marriage but since the evangelicals are so stupid and easy to fool, it is fine to take advantage of them.

Not many people realize how rich Cindy and John McCain are. No wonder the "poor" guy does not even know how many homes he has. Like President George Bush, presidential candidates are almost always very wealthy people. In fact, if they weren't, they would go nowhere (see what happens to poor guys like Dennis Kucinich).

Unfortunately people are so stupid that they actually believe that George Bush or Al Gore or Barack Obama or Mitt Romney or John Kerry are the type of guys that they would like to have beer with. The sad reality is that unless they are campaigning, an average American will never be able to even visit the same restaurants or clubs or vacation spots that these people go to.

So while Senator John McCain pretends to be like every other American, look at the gorgeous outfit that his filthy rich wife Cindy McCain wore at the convention. How much did it cost? Over $300,000, according to estimates by Vanity Fair fashion experts. While Sen. McCain may claim that only Hollywood celebrities supporting Senator Barack Obama wear designer dresses on the red carpet, his wife might have beaten all the elites, though.

Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600