Looks like the wonderful people at Dolce & Gabbana were reading my appeal to Katy Perry to grow up and start dressing like a grownup. And thanks God that Katy Perry did not throw a fit when she visited the showroom of D&G and they literally forced her into one of their gorgeous dresses. I just wish that D&G will take her as a prisoner and dress up like a real human every day.

You know many men might like young girls and many couples may even engage in a little role-play with their spouse once in a while to spice up their love life so that a woman can dress up as a schoolgirl, but it does not mean that you don't grow up.

So why is Katy Perry trying to compete with Miley Cyrus?

For God's sake, Miley is like 15 and Katy is a full 24 years old. These clothes might look fine for a Halloween party but I can't wait to see when she can dress up like a grownup. If these outfits were not so provocative, they would look much more appropriate for a Disney theme party.