I have been on handbag hunting binge. I found a cute laptop bag on Kirsten Dunst, a clutch on Jennifer Metcalfe, and an oversized crocodile skin handbag on Milla Jovovich.

Of course I love that classic Louis Vuitton handbag on Miley Cyrus, but even more, I love her dog carrying bag from Juicy Couture.

You know many men might like young girls and many couples may even engage in a little role-play with their spouse once in a while to spice up their love life so that a woman can dress up as a schoolgirl, but it does not mean that you don't grow up.

So why is Katy Perry trying to compete with Miley Cyrus?

For God's sake, Miley is like 15 and Katy is a full 24 years old. These clothes might look fine for a Halloween party but I can't wait to see when she can dress up like a grownup. If these outfits were not so provocative, they would look much more appropriate for a Disney theme party.

You know what I am all for older men and women dating younger people but there is one exception. I do not like that when a teenager does that. It is one thing when a 30 year old man or woman dates someone 5 or 10 years younger, but I get very uncomfortable when say a 13 year old girl is dated by an 18-year old. A 13-year old has no clue about love, life, and men but a 18 year old has seen a lot. A 20 year old actually can go to war and be able to do many things that a 15-year old may not even be able to comprehend.

That is why Miley Cyrus, who has already posed nude, dating Justin Gaston is just a terrible idea. I mean Miley, with all her ideas about being grown up and her creepy dad Billy Ray Cyrus exploiting her sexuality, is just a clueless teen like any other.

And we all know what happens when teens hang out with grownup men. That is how Bristol Palin got pregnant.