I know so many people who are totally convinced that age is just a number and they are perfectly happy in relationship with people young enough to be their child but Hayden Panettiere is proving that height is also yet another meaningless number. Her boyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, is not only 13 year older than her but is also approximately a foot and a half taller than her. As you can see even with those stiletto heels, she is still below his shoulder.
I remember how Jessica Simpson fantasized about becoming a virgin again after her divorce from Nick Lachey and Britney Spears also talked about being a virgin again after being intimate with dozens of men and having two babies. Personally, I don't think that you can be a virgin after you lose it but a plastic surgery procedure called hymenoplasty can restore the hymen and make your partner feel special (men who claim that they can detect a virgin are simply overconfident fools and have no clue what they are talking about). If you do not mind fooling your partner then you can buy a fake hymen and completely blowing away your partner with your virginity.
A somewhat more interesting trick is what was popularized by Mariah Carey in which a woman does not have sex for a certain period of time and then she can call herself a born-again virgin, a term borrowed from the evangelical Christians, who believe that once you accept their philosophy, you can restart your life even if you were the worst human being on the planet before. It seems, though, that this idea never occurred to Carrie Prejean when she became a must-have speaker at evangelical churches.
So now the bad girl Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey is trying to join this bandwagon by abstaining from sex till marriage. “I’m abstinent now,” she tells People magazine. “I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself! I’m a born-again virgin...I am saving myself for marriage. I didn’t do it the first two times but I learned from my mistakes (she was a very promiscuous woman). So now, it’s okay to wait...Marriage is a goal of mine but not because I need it, but because I want it. It’s a big difference.”
A similar pledge has been taken by Bristol Palin but not because she wants to be a born-again virgin even though she is an Evangelical Christian. She just do not want to breed again considering that she is struggling as a teenage mom.
When teabagger Sarah Palin came on the national stage with the help of Senator John McCain I secretly thanked him because she has not failed us even once in providing non-stop entertainment and now she is a permanent presence on Faux News sharing her jokes. I must similarly thank the tea party idiots from Massachusetts who picked GOP Senator Scott Brown who is strongly opposed to wearing clothes in public so much so that he does not even want his daughters to cover up. Since he supports rapists more than the victims, it was no surprise to me that like the other creepy dad Billy Ray Cyrus he is now pimping his daughter Ayla and Arianna and to make his sales pitch he forces them to wear coconut shell bras. At least they are not as bad as Miley Cyrus who hardly wore anything for her pimping shot.
I am one of those people who think hair on our bodies are undesirable unless someone enjoys hairy parts for whatever reason. I actually believe that not only should women remove their hair on the legs preferably by waxing or sugaring, but they should also shave their pubic hair and be completely bare down there or at least have a Brazilian bikini wax. I also support manscaping because it is hygienic and beautiful. Obviously, Mo'Nique did not get my memo and here she is exposing her hairy legs on the red carpet. I hope that the men who sleep with her like that awful sight.
I used to wonder what was Senator John McCain was doing in the GOP, but when he ran for president and picked teabagger comedian Sarah Palin as his running mate and made that clown look like the smartest woman on the planet, I knew not only that he was like any other Republican homophobe but also out of touch with values of forward thinking Americans. Of course he dumped his ex-wife and married Cindy McCain because she was young, beautiful, and wealthy, but now his daughter Meghan and wife Cindy are showing him that gay marriage is a fundamental right and homophobia is against Christianity, the Bible, and American family values. What will be fun to watch is while he shamelessly left his previous wife, Cindy will leave him.