Pink and Carey Hart

I admire Pink a lot and I was very surprised when she actually got married to Carey Hart. I actually was convinced all along that she was not the type of girl who gets married. To me, she was a free-thinker and open-minded.

Looks like some of my doubts at that time were right. In just about two years, the couple has decided to end their marriage. "Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," says rep Michele Schweitzer to People, adding, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger."

Courtney Friel. FHM

If you watch Fox News you will get the impression that they are the only people who love America and they are the only believers in conservative Christian values. But then if you look close enough, they seem to hire these drop dead gorgeous blondes (like Lauren Jones), who are for some reason also extremely dumb (I am not the type who thinks that all blondes are dumb -- I should know after meeting so many other idiots in all types of skin colors).

One of those bimbos is Courtney Friel (by the way she went on national TV and took out her the silicone pads from her enhancer bra to show that she has small breasts and would love to have an obesity virus attack her so that she can have large breasts).

Before her gig with Fox News, did you know that she actually posed for FHM. Obviously the pictures are no longer on her website and she does not talk about her spread in the men's magazine but here she is in all her glory showing her bod in swimsuit and lingerie.

Heidi Montag with Spencer Pratt. Pacific Coast News

So you hated the Higher music video by Heidi Montag. Me too. And now you are hoping that that was the last song you ever heard from her.

Hell no. Her manager and boyfriend Spencer Pratt actually wants to torture you by listening to more of her songs. "When people hear what we have in the bank, it's gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they're gonna sell 10-million plus," he said about the plans for more music. They are also including Paul "Coy" Allen to help them with the album.

"We're financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget," Pratt added. "It's so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We're just heating up the water in the bathtub. It's gonna get hot!"

Remember another celebrity who still has not gotten the message that she has no talent: Paris Hilton. Yes, she is cute, but she can't sing (Remember Star Are Blind) or dance or act, but still continues to burn her own money to produce albums and movies that always flop. Oh well!

Elisa Cuthbert

I am always disappointed to see that so many women have abandoned the scarf -- an accessory that can do wonders to any outfit. I have seen a resurgence in form of a belt (which is great) but when put the right way around the neck, it can enhance any outfit. Belisi makes some very affordable scarves but if you want some high quality ones, I recommend Hermes, Fendi, Gucci, and Valentino. That is why I wanted to show this picture of Elisa Cuthbert wearing a polka dot silk scarf with her plain, gray dress. The contrast makes it look beautiful.

Lindsay Lohan. New York Magazine

I know that Anna Nicole Smith somehow had this wrong idea that she was like Marilyn Monroe, but in my opinion, no one is like her. Yes, there are a lot of sexy women in Hollywood and many more in the world, but Marilyn's beauty was unique.

So now a very troubled Lindsay Lohan has tried to recreate a photo shoot of Marilyn Monroe (done so well by Ben Stern). I think that Lindsay has her unique beauty, defined by an innocent face and freckles on her skin, but she is no Marilyn. BTW, Marilyn died six weeks after this photo shoot. I wish that Lindsay will stay away from drugs and reckless driving.