Britney Spears sex tape does not exist

So this was a case of much ado about nothing. It seems that Fed-Ex (I like the new name for Kevin Federline) never intended to sell a sex tape of his honeymoon with Britney Spears because it doesn't exist. It was all made up by the tabloids. Now I am even starting to doubt if K-Fed really intends to write a book about Britney's alleged plastic surgery and lesbian relationships (she did make out in public with Madonna).