How not to show your crotch?

Lindsay Lohan started it when she was recently spotted in Europe sans panties. Since then Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Pink have all been spotted without their underwear for everyone to take a peek at their crotches.

Now while these women might claim that it was all an accident, the reality is that they knew what they were doing. In a country obsessed with nudity, THIS is news. But what if you genuinely do not want to show your crotch (with or without panties) and want to wear a short dress? Here is an excellent explanation: