Jessica Simpson wardrobe malfunction

Things don't seem to be going too well for Jessica Simpson. While her ex Nick Lachey is having the time of his life with that hottie Vanessa Minnillo (though I don't like how she talks), she is stuck in the doghouse with no one. Not even John Mayer. And since she does not believe in sex outside of marriage, she can't even have a one-night stand. And oh, her movie and CD also flopped.

To make her life even worse, she literally passed out at the Kennedy Center trying to perform a Dolly Parton song. The reason: a strapless gown that just woudn't stay on her big breasts that her dad Joe Simpson is so proud of. Now the last time I checked if you had big breasts, you were not supposed to wear a strapless gown in the first place. Or do you think she took it all too seriously. After all, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears enjoy their crotch shots being taken and splashed all over the web.