Emergency Room Blonde

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to see if I could take my own life," the blonde replied.

"I don't understand!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said.  "First I put the gun under my chin, and I thought: I just paid $8,000 for my face and neck lift, I'm not shooting myself under my chin."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $4000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.  So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."