Real 9-11 Calls...

Dispatcher :9-1-1 What is your
emergency?
Caller:
I heard what
sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the
corner.
Dispatcher: Do
you have an
address?
Caller: No, I have on
a blouse and slacks,
why?


Dispatcher: 9-1-1
What is your emergency?
Caller
: Someone
broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese
sandwich.
Dispatcher
: Excuse
me?
Caller
: I
made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came
back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of
it.
Dispatcher
: Was
anything else taken?
Caller
: No,
but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of
it!


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your
emergency?
Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my
phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:
This
is nine eleven.
Caller: I
thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes,
ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller:
Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher:
9-1-1
What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:
My
wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
apart
Dispatcher:
Is
this her first child?
Caller:
No,
you idiot! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller:
Yeah,
I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to
pass out.
Dispatcher:
Sir,
where are you calling from?
Caller:
I'm
at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher:
! Sir,
an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller:
N
o
Dispatcher:
What
were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller:
Running
from the Police.