Britney Spears in trouble, yet again

When Kevin Federline demanded custody of his children with Britney Spears, we all made fun of him and thought he was joking - how could a man who was a party animal take care of kids? Well, since then a lot has changed. Britney Spears has been flashing her crotch to anyone who has the courage to look at it and is more focused on partying with another party animal Paris Hilton, while Kevin Federline has been behaving.

The news that Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services is trying to investigate if Britney Spears should keep custody of her children means that K-Fed does have a chance.

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears go wild

You must have heard a lot lately of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears partying together after her divorce from Kevin Federline.

This weekend, like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, Britney Spears was also spotted without her panties and braless - everyone had a good peek.

In case you were curious, like Eva Longoria and Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears also loves Brazilian bikini wax.

How close the two women have become is evident from this photo. It looks as if they are lesbians - a claim that Kevin Federline is making about Britney Spears.

Other notable trends - hair extensions for Britney Spears, dancing in fishnet stockings after taking her pants off, and flashing of underwear.

Britney Spears sex tape does not exist

So this was a case of much ado about nothing. It seems that Fed-Ex (I like the new name for Kevin Federline) never intended to sell a sex tape of his honeymoon with Britney Spears because it doesn't exist. It was all made up by the tabloids. Now I am even starting to doubt if K-Fed really intends to write a book about Britney's alleged plastic surgery and lesbian relationships (she did make out in public with Madonna).

Britney Spears sex tape to go on sale

While it was very mean of Britney Spears to divorce Kevin Federline by text message (even if he is a loser - though it is still her fault that she married him; I mean the guy has always been a loser), it is even meaner of Kevin to threaten to sell (what I think is a private) video of their intimate moments during their trips to Hawaii. But I guess if the price of the film can be as much as $65 million, you stop thinking with your head.

I often wonder why couples get so nasty after divorce. Wasn't Britney happily married to this guy of her own free will and then she calls him a loser? Does that give him a right to be mean and cheap?

Give me my babies, says Kevin Federline

When Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, she assumed that getting custody of children would be a non-issue. Not so fast, Britney. Kevin actually wants sole custody of children.

So what entitles K-Fed to demand this? I say, experience. After all, he has fathered 4 children while Britney has had only two. Should it matter that from all accounts he has not been a great father so far?

Divorce by text message

The news that Britney Spears has divorced Kevin Federline was not shocking to me but it did shock me that she did it by sending a text message. And she must be rather happy to do it because immediately thereafter she was spotted in New York wearing a low-cut black dress with fishnet stockings.

And poor Kevin didn't see it coming - just hours before he was gushing how she treats him like a husband. Remember that the couple renewed their vows in Hawaii just a few months ago.