Mel Gibson has a new daughter and grandson

While Mel Gibson was riding high after the success of Apocalypto - he even got honored by the Latino community - he thought he had put his past behind him; you know the part about getting drunk at Moonshadows and behaving badly towards Jews.

Not so fast. Your daughter and your grandchild want to meet you. Remember how you used to mess around with girls when you were young and had no money? Well, when you banged one Marilyn in 1976 in the back of your car, she did get pregnant and we now have a beautiful woman who looks just like you: Carmel Sloane. And that's not all. You also have a 10-year old grandson Jordan.

What a beautiful Christmas gift, Mel! It seems that Christ is really showing his passion towards you.

Mel Gibson is a darling of the Latinos

For making Apocalypto. And they don't care if he made a fool of himself by getting drunk at Moonshadows and making anti-Semitic remarks. Hey, at least someone likes him.