Archive for April, 2006
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Spring cleaning for the yuppies
While most of us will pick up our vacuum cleaners and bug killers for our spring cleaning, Dr. Andrew Mark Klapper, a New York plastic surgeon, has a very cool spring cleaning checklist for you if you are a yuppy. While he refers to folks on the Upper East Side, it doesn’t matter where you are. Just pick the comparable neighborhoods closer to you and you can follow his advice.
- Secure a Hamptons Sharehouse. Or for that matter, whatever is the coolest summer spot for you. Of course, it has to be the right house in the right town with the right people as your neighbors.
- Botox for hands and armpits to control excessive sweating. If you thought, Botox was only for the wrinkles, maybe you are not a complete yuppy yet. The magic drug can also control your sweating so that when you are lounging on the beach, you don’t have any unwanted sweat.
- Light peel to even out complexion. Deeper peels should be saved for the winter months.
- Dust off your Gym Membership card and find a friend to partner with at the gym for motivation. Cool people don’t workout alone.
- Make friends with someone who has a pool. What is the point of looking fantastic in a bikini if you can’t show it off.
- Have liposuction as part of a lifestyle change – not in place of it.
- Six pack abs and buns of steel come from hard work…not from you but sometimes from your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon.
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