Paris Hilton for President

I think all those people who were supporting Stephen Colbert for President but were disappointed when he could not compete in the race can, like me, rally behind Paris Hilton to run for the White House. I think no American in her/his right mind can vote for yet another gray-haired white man (Yes, I am talking about Senator John McCain) who has never used a computer in his life, has trouble keeping his facts straight due to aging related memory loss, is in no way different that President George Bush, and can easily put even the most enthusiastic to sleep.

Senator Barack Obama is a much more exciting option but he definitely lacks the cuteness of Paris Hilton. Finally, we can have someone who can compete with Carla Bruni or Kate Middleton or Elizabeth Kucinich and we can finally say, "America, that's hot!"

Boys and girls, do not fail to register to vote (particularly if you are a Hispanic and have just become a citizen) and make sure that you vote in the presidential election for our very own Paris Hilton.

If George Bush can be president for eight years, even a dog can be a president and Paris Hilton definitely has a higher IQ that that of her dogs.