Lara Logan is hot

I am not a big fan of network television. I think they have useless programs, probably suitable for old people or those too poor to afford cable. That is why I had never heard of Lara Logan, until I saw her on Comedy Central interviewed by Jon Stewart. I was impressed by this woman and wondered what this sexy woman was doing in a dangerous place like Iraq.

Now I know. Like Carla Bruni and Lindsay Lohan, she is a polyamorous woman (proving that it is not just polyamorous men that are out there) and was dating two men at the same time: Joe Burkett is a U.S. State Department contractor and CNN international correspondent Michael Ware. I don't blame any of these two men. She is simply too hot and cute not to fall for. Watch this video to see her hotness.

Dangerous thong hurts Macrida Patterson

In a separate post I brought to you the story of jeweled thongs -- yes, the ones that are a piece of art rather than just underwear. Didn't someone say why wear underwear when you can wear lingerie instead?

Well, that is exactly what Macrida Patterson was doing but it hurt her eye since the jewels came off. I think it is highly unlikely that this may happen to you it is still a good idea to exercise caution when putting them on or when an excited man tries to take them off during a passionate night.

Polyamorous men

If you are married or in a serious relationship and if you have not been tempted to cheat, you are either lying or you are God. I admire Lindsey Lohan for openly admitting that she is polyamorous. The reality is that we are all polyamorous (did you read about the guy who said that he is in love with two girls) -- that is how Nature wanted us to be and the French have seemed to accepted it -- that is what Carla Bruni did. Men have evolved to spread their seed to as many women as they can and women have evolved to find the best father for their children.

Unfortunately, if we had a free-for-all system and monogamy were to disappear, there will be a lot of chaos. Good men and women will be having all the fun while the losers will struggle to find someone even to talk to them. That is why the losers have become big supporters of marriage.

Watch this great video of an interview of Philip Weiss who spoke to Stephen Colbert regarding his research for the New York Magazine article, "The Affairs of Men."

Blue Balled short film

Eight years of Bush presidency have not only frustrated Republicans (he has the lowest approval rating of a Republican president) but have also energized the Democrats to bring a Democrat to the White House. Most Democrats agreed that it was better to have either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton than John McCain who is a mirror image of W.

Since Democrats tend to be smarter and more creative than the Conservatives, they also use better techniques to send their message, as opposed to Republican tactic of scaring Americans. That is why this short film (Blue Balled) starring Bryan Dechart and Michelle Galdenzi is so funny. So next time you are making love to someone you met in a bar, do not forget to ask, "Are you blue or red?"

Carmen Electra strip tease workout

We have already heard of the Exotic Dancers Workout and it is now socially acceptable to have a fitness program based on that of a stripper or resembling a strip tease routine. Yes, the highest level of popularity of these workouts is not among aspiring models or actresses but housewives, moms, businesswomen, and your girl-next-door (yes even Kristen Schaal can do it now).

And who else can show you better than Carmen Electra how to move your body to become fit, discover your sensual side, and learn moves that will come very handy in the bedroom too. Hopefully, you will also see an improvement in your relationship with your lover so that he will rush to the bedroom each night rather than check out local bars.

Asian Hooters girls

A Hooters restaurant in Asia sounds like an oxymoron but the reality is that there is one in Taiwan. And the existence of this bar also busts the myth that all Asian girls have small breasts. And unlike a Hooters bar in the US, the waitresses in Taiwan also provide entertainment and customers are welcome to join. Watch this video report from E! television.

Kat DeLuna Cut Off Time, Run The Show

As many of you know I am a big fan of Kat DeLuna and I think the song Whine Up is probably one of the finest pieces of music ever created. I like her so much that I think if you have not learned to dance like Kat DeLuna there is no purpose to your life.

She has other music videos out since then and my opinion is that they aren't as good as Whine Up, but from her latest albums I liked two. One of them has Omarion and Kat DeLuna and it is called "Cut Off Time." Here it is.

The second one is essentially by Kat DeLuna but is also features Don Omar. This one is called "Run The Show."

Kristen Schaal strip tease

I am still trying to assess the skills of Kristen Schaal as a comedian since she has not spent much time on The Daily Show, but she sure looked hot when she showed up to discuss Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential bid wearing a scarf -- I almost thought I was looking at a French woman who are widely respected for using scarves as a great accessory.

The discussion soon shifted to feminism and Kristen decides to perform a strip tease to reveal an Indigo Girls outfit that reminded me so much of the Superpowers movie.

Mike Myers Jessica Alba Love Guru dance

When I watched On The Other Side movie I just thought of it as yet another Hollywood film targeting a crossover audience or trying to reach out to the hundreds of millions of people in India who rush to movie theaters.

To my horror it turns out that the instances of Hollywood producers trying to make movies with a Bollywood theme are growing in numbers (an Indian actor called Samrat Chakrabarti even played a white man, having an Indian boyfriend is the new thing, and Neha Dhupia is in Hollywood as a model). In the movie The Love Guru, Mike Myers and Jessica Alba do a Bollywood movie style dance including playing a sitar (and Indian musical instrument) along with a bunch of Indian girls dressed in traditional long Indian skirts and cholis (cropped tops).

Shannon Elizabeth Derek Hough ballroom dancing

I have said before that if you are trying to find a girlfriend or want to catch the attention of a man, go and hit the dance floor. In a very public example on the television show Dancing With The Stars we have seen Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez, and Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas fall in love.

Yet another couple that fell in love is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough (brother of another pro on the show Julianne Hough). While she has legs like those of Stacy Keibler, she did not do so well on the dance floor and was booted out, but guess what, this naughty couple has a great sense of humor. Watch this spoof video that will remind you of our musicals and Bollywood movies (dancing and kissing next to fountains and behind trees included).