Natalie Portman Devendra Banhart Bollywood music

When I first saw Natalie Portman in this photo wearing so much Indian jewelry and makeup, I was somewhat worried that Indians were hijacking our Hollywood stars too after stealing all our jobs.

Initially I thought it had something to do with her boyfriend being called Devendra (an Indian name) Banhart but it turns out that he is an American born to parents from Venezuela. I could not find any information if he has even visited India, but considering that Bollywood dance was recently featured on So You Think You Can Dance and there are so many Hollywood-Bollywood movies being made, it is not a surprise that Devendra and Natalie have produced this Bollywood spoof. Do not fail to notice that Devendra who once shocked everyone by wearing short-shorts of daisy-dukes in public wears a rather low rise pant in this video prodding me to comment that he really should have undergone a Brazilian bikini wax rather than giving us a peek of his pubic hair.

Project Runway Jerry Tam gone

As many of you know I am a devoted Project Runway fan and I watch the program not just because I do like Heidi Klum. I have to say that this girl looks as if she never had children and has no pregnancy pounds to even talk about. Her legs are prettier than ever and she chose the shortest possible dress for the cocktail get together for the group on a rooftop in New York City.

Here is the video of the contestants who look like a cool bunch and I am so glad that Jerry Tam is out. He has the right credentials but even when he was making the dress, I was wondering what the hell he was doing. Even a six-year old wouldn't do that.

Obviously, it was nice to see Austin Scarlett back -- talk about a metrosexual, he is almost a feminine man.

I also expected that Stella Zotis would be sent home. Her dress was a disaster and she had so much negativity about her.

And in case you didn't not know I am already in love with Kelli.

And Kenley is definitely in the race to be my sweetheart, especially with her red plump lips and great hair accessories.

So You Think You Can Do Bollywood Dance

Even though I have a hard time watching a Bollywood movie -- I couldn't actually even stand The Mistress of Spices. Well, having said that it is entertaining to see Indian people jumping around in Bollywood movies. To me they remind me of cartoons that I watched as a kid except that girls are almost always voluptuous.

And our producers of reality television are so desperate that they will find any way to make their program more interesting. So the morons at “So You Think You Can Dance?” decided to ask a pair of contestants to perform the Bollywood dance. The performance is remarkable because it looks so much like those Bollywood films. I am moving to Mumbai.

Butterfly bra

As much as it is a challenge to find bras for flat chested women, it is an equally grand challenge to find bras by big breasted women after you have found clothes for big breasted women. That is why the The Butterfly Bra from Ashley Stewart and Jill Scott is a step in the right direction.

Based on expert opinion, it appears that it is not a solution for every woman with a large chest. For instance, the available sizes are only 38D to 44DDD, but we all know that women come in way too many sizes.

My recommendation is that you at least go for a bra fitting with one of these new designs and if it feels right, buy one. Wear it for several weeks and evaluate how you feel. If that is the brassiere you had been waiting for, then you have found nirvana.