Stephen Colbert interviews Esteban Colberto

Once again Esteban Colberto (the Latino, Spanish-speaking alter-ego of Stephen Colbert) has managed to deliver a hip-roaring spoof of the very popular Sabado Gigante program among Spanish speakers.

While I was wondering if Stephen was bilingual (because in one episode he interviewed Lou Dobbs in Spanish) but in this clip he admits that he does not speak Spanish (he is definitely reading from a teleprompter). In this episode he talks about the visit of Jorge Ramos, the host of the news program on Univision channel.

The Sabado Gigante is supposedly a family program but is also known for sexy women in mini skirts and revealing tops smiling and prancing around for no reason other than to keep the men looking at the ads for cars and beer. Notice how Stephen looks down the blouses of these curvaceous Latinas.

Religulous movie

The harsh reality is that no one has any clue if there is a God but it works out great for most people with low level of intelligence to believe in this superpower being that can make good things happen to you if you pray to him. Since there is a 50% chance that a prayer might work, most people end up keeping the faith in God, though agnostics and atheists also find that there is an equal chance of something happening or not, it doesn't matter if you pray or believe in God.

Having said that it helps brainless people have a faith. They can feel special and hope that they will end up in a fantastic land called heaven. They can also go to sleep knowing that whatever is not in their control, God will take care of it. Atheists and agnostics do not have such emotional security and have to rely on their own inner strengths to face the uncertainties of life.

Bill Maher has come up with a clever movie called Religulous. You should watch it particularly if you are one of those people of faith because it shows you how your so-called religious leaders take advantage of you so that you can keep writing those checks which allow them to build mega-churches (Kenneth Copeland) or fly in private jets and carry their designer clothes in Louis Vuitton bags (preference of Benny Hill).

Who is Samantha Bee?

Of course the kings of comedy are Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but let us not forget that they also employ some of the finest comedians. For instance, Steve Carrell, one of the hottest stars in Hollywood now, used to work on The Daily Show.

One of the most talented people now on the show is Samantha Bee or as fans like me call her: Sam Bee. She is unique in many ways. She is Canadian (apparently she is trying to get American citizenship, typically given to lawful permanent residents after 5 years of residence in the country or after three years to spouses of American citizens, which does not apply to her as her husband Jason Jones, another comedian on the show, is a Canadian too) but perfectly at home mocking Americans. Until the arrival of Kristen Schaal, she was the only woman on the show.

Watch this beautiful and funny video in which Samanta Bee profiles herself but what you must notice is the piece in which Jon Stewart is either trying to be a metrosexual or a gay with that pink shirt on and a sweater on his shoulders, which is a total turn off to most men.

Paris Hilton for President

I think all those people who were supporting Stephen Colbert for President but were disappointed when he could not compete in the race can, like me, rally behind Paris Hilton to run for the White House. I think no American in her/his right mind can vote for yet another gray-haired white man (Yes, I am talking about Senator John McCain) who has never used a computer in his life, has trouble keeping his facts straight due to aging related memory loss, is in no way different that President George Bush, and can easily put even the most enthusiastic to sleep.

Senator Barack Obama is a much more exciting option but he definitely lacks the cuteness of Paris Hilton. Finally, we can have someone who can compete with Carla Bruni or Kate Middleton or Elizabeth Kucinich and we can finally say, "America, that's hot!"

Boys and girls, do not fail to register to vote (particularly if you are a Hispanic and have just become a citizen) and make sure that you vote in the presidential election for our very own Paris Hilton.

If George Bush can be president for eight years, even a dog can be a president and Paris Hilton definitely has a higher IQ that that of her dogs.