President Paris Hilton

I have always supported Paris Hilton for president and after the pathetic campaign run by John McCain and Sarah Palin, it would have been much better if the GOP had picked her instead to run against Senator Barack Obama.

There wouldn't be all the bitterness that McCain-Palin generated, plus Paris Hilton knows how to seek good advice.

Now as you all know while I am no big fan of Paris Hilton music videos (she is no singer) this one is worth watching not for its music but for the humor.

Britney Spears Momanizer music video

Britney Spears is clearly back in the game with her Womanizer video. I must say that I am not so crazy about the music but the choreography is better than ever. It also appears that she has become one hot mama now. I guess that now she is no longer abusing alcohol and drugs and not partying like a crazy girl, she is getting much needed rest and is focusing on getting her body back.

Paris Hilton fake president

I had endorsed Paris Hilton for president as soon as she declared her intention to run. The reality is that we Americans like everything only if it is served as entertainment to us. That is why Sen. John McCain picked Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate -- she is entertainment of the Superbad type.

In this great video, Paris explains her vision for America and gets some great policy advice from Martin and Charlie Sheen.

My favorite part is when she says, "I plan to bring a fake balance approach to these real problems. For example, Fo-Po." Sheen asks, "What is Fo-Po?" "Foreign policy, silly!" Hilton explains in the lingo familiar to texting teenagers. Of course that old man Sheen got it: "Of course BF! I should have known that one."

Sarah Palin best moments in video

Since Senator John McCain selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin became his running mate, I have struggled to keep up with all the juicy details about her. All the way from having a pregnant teenage daughter to her extramarital affair, to her sentences that are as intelligent as those that came out of George Bush's mouth, she has provided unstoppable entertainment to people all over the world. Now thanks to the wonderful folks at 236, we now have a compilation of all the greatest moments of Sara Pallin.