Steini Girl fantasizing of Franz-Walter Steinmeier

We all know that many Republican men fantasized about having sex with Sarah Palin and the only reason she became popular was because of the repressed teenage-MILF fantasies of these men. On the other hand President Obama became popular on the basis of his charm and intellect but that did not stop Obama Girls to fantasize about his muscular body. Now, I don't know how can anyone think that handsome German Social Democrat Franz-Walter Steinmeier is but Steini Girl definitely makes him appear to be so. With her black bra under a white shirt and big breasts, I think most of his supporters decided to vote for her rather than him, considering that he lost.

Miley Cyrus is going to hell

I guess that Bible-reading, God loving, Jesus freak, born-again evangelical Christians have nothing better to do than to go around spreading hate messages. Remember that idiotic man of God who cursed the Simpson sisters?

Now with a creepy dad who almost encourages his minor daughter to perform strip club style pole dancing routines, Miley Cyrus is no angel but for these creepy Christians she is the devil and going to hell. Enjoy the shouts of these clowns. I wonder what will happen if Miley comes out of the closet or has an abortion. Some of these fanatics will probably kill themselves shouting.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra Collection

If there was ever a truly sexy woman born that is Dita Von Teese. I love her looks, style, and of course, her performances as an artist. That is why it is only natural that she become a lingerie designer considering how she performs mostly wearing underwear. Here is a very cute commercial (The Science of Sexy) for her Wonderbra collection. Yep, the nerd in the chemistry lab that realizes that she is wearing a cute bra.

Britney Spears for president

OK there was Sarah Palin for president and then Stephen Colbert for president. I even agreed that Paris Hilton will make a good president. Unfortunately, none of them made it and I am mad. While I am tempted to endorse GOP clowns like Michele Bachmann, Meghan McCain, Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Larry Craig, Bobby Jindal or Glenn Beck, but I will for the time being insist that we elect Britney Spears as our next president.