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Dress made from LEDs

2009-11-19T13:21:00.000-05:00

If you liked my video of the LED eyelashes, well, why limit electronics to your eyes. How about a whole dress? The Galaxy Dress is embroidered with 24,000 color LEDs, and it is wearable. It is constructed using the smallest full-color LEDs that are flat like paper and measuring only 2 by 2 mm.

How to dance the momi movi?

2009-11-02T10:52:00.004-05:00

Sex change surgery is not simple and socially not so acceptable but in some cases it can do wonderful things. that is exactly what a Japanese man Kenji Ounishi did by becoming a sexy woman Ai Haruna after undergoing gender reassignment surgery. She went on to become a popular Japanese idol by launching her music career (though her voice does retain some of the male intonation but that might even make her more appealing to her fans) and then also won the Miss International beauty pageant in Thailand.

What attracted me to her that like Obon or para para in Japan and macarena or Whine Up here at home, she has now come up with a new dance form called Momi Momi. Watch this clip in which she performs this dance wearing a schoolgirl costume.

And in the same spirit as Kat DeLuna who taught how to perform the Whine Up dance moves, here is an instructional video in Japanese if you want to try out the Momi-Momi moves.

Hot Mormon women making muffins

2009-10-30T11:54:00.002-04:00

The other day I was talking to a guy who was doing a health checkup for me for applying for life insurance. He asked me about my alcohol consumption and I told him that I enjoy a glass of red wine with my dinner a few times a week. He was not pleased when I added, "The food always tastes better with wine." Later on my wife found out through a separate conversation (which she had when giving her blood sample) that he was actually a Mormon.

I felt sorry for him and also feel really sorry for him that he has be part of a cult that is known for nothing but homophobia these days. So what do these polygamous men get from their subservient wives? Apparently, they put on cleavage-showing dresses to attract them to their bedrooms by tempting them with muffins.

Shakira She Wolf

2009-10-29T15:50:00.002-04:00

I do not think that there is a song better than "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira but in her music she always manages to fuse Western, Latin, and Lebanese rhythms and come up with something clever (like Beautiful Liar). In this music video She Wolf, she looks and dances more like a gymnast or contortionist. When I watch a music video, the dance is important but music is the most critical part. Plus, I love either a sensual dance or interesting moves but showing how flexible your body is not meaningful.

LED fake eyelashes

2009-10-26T13:48:00.002-04:00

I already know how the celebs popularized eyelash extensions and there are some really crazy fake eyelashes out there (here is a video that explains how to apply fake eyelashes) but this video from Japan shows eyelash extensions (if I can call them) that are simply over the top. I can clearly see how they would be awesome for Halloween or a wild party of Christmas party.

George Bush girl

2009-10-23T15:38:00.002-04:00

I really enjoyed the Obama Girl and I was definitely amused that the concept was popular even in Germany where the singer Steini Girl sang praises of her favorite politician Franz Water Steinmeier. What I did not realize that there were hot girls who liked the unlikeable George Bush. I guess it does not matter how bad you are someone will still like you. Enjoy this vid of a cute gal talking about her obsession with the most hated man in America.

Miley Cyrys rapping about Twitter breakup

2009-10-13T13:41:00.003-04:00

When Miley Cyrus left Twitter we all heaved a sigh of relief that she has stopped terrorizing the Internet, but boys and girls, it ain't over yet. Now apart from trying her hand at pole dancing she even wants to drive the rappers out of business. Below is really an awful attempt at rapping. Hey you creepy dad Billy Ray Cyrus, please take this out of control teen to hell with you.

Only Human movie bellydance

2009-10-05T12:59:00.003-04:00

If you like a movie that you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts, then I strongly recommend Seres queridos (a Spanish-Argentinian movie with the title Only Human). I know that the movie synopsis highlights the fact that all the drama happens when a girl (Marian Aguilera as Leni) from a Jewish family brings her Palestinian boyfriend (Guillermo Toledo as Rafi) home, but except for a few instances when that is the cause of real comedy, the movie will be equally hilarious if the guy was just another Spanish man.

This video below is not about the humor. It is a very sensual dance performed by María Botto (Tania, Leni's nymphomaniac sister who is learning belly dancing) in an attempt to seduce Rafi. The whole family is looking for the missing father in his office building but when Tania and Rafi are alone she decides to perform a belly-dancing routine. Since she wore no costume, she simply lets her top drop to the waist revealing her gorgeous yellow, floral print bra and she climbs the conference room table to dance seductively to an Arabic song. Surprisingly, Rafi joins her and shows his great moves (it is not uncommon for both men and women to do a bellydance routine), though, they do not make love after the dance, stopping only after kissing.

Steini Girl fantasizing of Franz-Walter Steinmeier

2009-09-30T17:48:00.002-04:00

We all know that many Republican men fantasized about having sex with Sarah Palin and the only reason she became popular was because of the repressed teenage-MILF fantasies of these men. On the other hand President Obama became popular on the basis of his charm and intellect but that did not stop Obama Girls to fantasize about his muscular body. Now, I don't know how can anyone think that handsome German Social Democrat Franz-Walter Steinmeier is but Steini Girl definitely makes him appear to be so. With her black bra under a white shirt and big breasts, I think most of his supporters decided to vote for her rather than him, considering that he lost.

Miley Cyrus is going to hell

2009-09-23T14:47:00.002-04:00

I guess that Bible-reading, God loving, Jesus freak, born-again evangelical Christians have nothing better to do than to go around spreading hate messages. Remember that idiotic man of God who cursed the Simpson sisters?

Now with a creepy dad who almost encourages his minor daughter to perform strip club style pole dancing routines, Miley Cyrus is no angel but for these creepy Christians she is the devil and going to hell. Enjoy the shouts of these clowns. I wonder what will happen if Miley comes out of the closet or has an abortion. Some of these fanatics will probably kill themselves shouting.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra Collection

2009-09-23T14:37:00.003-04:00

If there was ever a truly sexy woman born that is Dita Von Teese. I love her looks, style, and of course, her performances as an artist. That is why it is only natural that she become a lingerie designer considering how she performs mostly wearing underwear. Here is a very cute commercial (The Science of Sexy) for her Wonderbra collection. Yep, the nerd in the chemistry lab that realizes that she is wearing a cute bra.

Britney Spears for president

2009-09-08T17:44:00.004-04:00

OK there was Sarah Palin for president and then Stephen Colbert for president. I even agreed that Paris Hilton will make a good president. Unfortunately, none of them made it and I am mad. While I am tempted to endorse GOP clowns like Michele Bachmann, Meghan McCain, Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Larry Craig, Bobby Jindal or Glenn Beck, but I will for the time being insist that we elect Britney Spears as our next president.

Miley Cyrus pole dancing

2009-08-25T13:53:00.002-04:00

I am so sorry that creepy dad Billy Ray Cyrus is so desperate to exploit the sexuality of his daughter and do what any dad should be embarrassed for his daughter. Watch this video in which Miley Cyrus is imitating bad role models for kids like Britney Spears.

And what does her loving father thinks?

"I just think that Miley loves entertaining people. I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion," he tells Access Hollywood. I hope parents of teens and tweens are taking note and planning to ban Hannah Montana.

Aishwarya Rai dancing in Bollywood movie

2009-08-04T15:49:00.003-04:00

From time to time I end up watching Bollywood films simply because the dances are so entertaining. I have to say, though, that despite enjoying "Slumdog Millionaire" a lot as a movie that so accurately depicts the extreme poverty in India, I still missed song and dance sequences. The song Jai Ho did not really jive very well as it was towards the end and most people in the theater started to leave.

Similarly, I was disappointed by "Sarkar," a crime drama, which did not have a single song/dance. And that is when someone suggested "Singh is Kinng," a really stupid movie but it was fun to watch a Lebanese looking actress Katrina Kaif dance in the Egyptian desert. Then a friend pointed me to Aishwarya Rai dancing to the song "Nimbooda - Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam," which I am told may be impossible to translate from an Indian language but implies that "I have given you my heart." Beautiful Indian girls in gorgeous dresses.

Bridesmaids stripping for groom on wedding night

2009-08-04T15:33:00.004-04:00

Weddings are supposed to be fun and that is why all the way from the bachelorette parties to wedding day of beauty to the actual day of exchanging vows are filled with both solemn and crazy moments. Do some people take it too far? Absolutely! We all have watched crazy first dances but in this incredible video, after the first dance, the bride leaves the stage to a group of bridesmaids who literally perform a strip dance for the groom.

How to dress up as a French maid?

2009-08-04T14:49:00.003-04:00

I am not convinced that there is any relationship between sexy women and hamburgers but that does not stop them from picking them to convince guys to eat more fatty foods (even Paris Hilton did a burger ad) and become obese, so that they will leave all these girls alone to be hired by them as models.

Well, let us talk about French maids, and it is definitely one of my favorite fantasies and therefore, an ideal roleplay before a hot night of lovemaking. Enjoy this short film that shows how French maids are made.

Robogeisha movie

2009-07-03T13:50:00.002-04:00

When one thinks of a geisha the immediate thought that comes to mind is that of a young girl in Kyoto that is sweet, gentle, polite, delicate, and vulnerable but is charming enough to seduce you and make you forget all your worries through just conversation and sharing green tea or sake with you.

Not the Robogeisha. Inspired by deadly robots (different from the substitute teacher robot or sushi chef robot) the Robo Geisha (Aya Kiguchi) assumes many roles that we associate with Japanese girls, including kogal, OL, or Ninja and more. After all the movie is made by Noboru Iguchi and Yoshihiro Nishimura, the people behind movies like Tokyo Gore Police, Machine Girl, and Vampire Girl.

Whaletail at British Comedy Awards ceremony

2009-07-03T11:44:00.004-04:00

When Katy Perry said that she loves ultra low rise jeans I was skeptical if she was telling the truth but now I am learning that the low rise jeans are more popular among celebs than I initially believed. Check out this video of Kath and Kim in which she wears a really low-waisted pair of pants exposing her thong at the back (often called whaletail by fashion experts).

Busted Air Hostess

2009-07-03T11:33:00.003-04:00

If you are like me and find flight attendants beautiful then you will love this music video called Air Hostess by the band Busted. No it is not the original video, but it actually is an amateur video with two girls who if they ever decide to, will make gorgeous stewardesses.

How to fly without clothes?

2009-07-03T11:20:00.002-04:00

I am sure you have enjoyed the Air Newzealand crew members wearing just body paint while working but the airline has gone one step further by releasing a video in which the flight attendants do not wear those uniforms along with those stewardess scarves that so many people love. I am wondering if flights will now become clothing optional as long as you wear body paint. And I am sure that Rynair flight attendants are jealous.

Sherlyn Chopra Dard

2009-06-30T17:44:00.003-04:00

Previously I have published many videos from India and while it is hard to appreciate the language and culture, they are interesting anyways. Now like Neha Dhupia, I was introduced to Sherlyn Chopra, whose beauty and talent is more universal, as you will see in this music vid, which shockingly enough, is in English. I am impressed that this music video looks so much like what I would see in a trance music video out of Germany.

Desperate housewives of New Jersey

2009-06-30T15:06:00.001-04:00

I know it is natural for housewives to get desperate and act strangely, but contrary to what we say with housewives in Orange County and New York City (I never paid attention to those in Atlanta), the women of New Jersey simply solidify their reputation as stupid, cheap, tasteless, and uncultured. I am willing to give New Jersey girls more opportunities to prove that they have class but this video of the finale shows that money cannot buy class.

How to buy panties?

2009-06-15T15:10:00.002-04:00

Chances are that you are wearing the wrong size bra because you have not measured your bra size correctly. Similarly, there is a possibility that you are wearing the wrong panty (at least for a particular outfit) if you have not given thought to what underwear to buy and wear. Unless of course, you think that showing a whaletail or visible pantylines are not a problem. Enjoy this helpful vid to learn how to buy a pantie, thong, or boy shorts.
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Rapture is here

2009-06-11T16:33:00.003-04:00

Many born again evangelical Christians believe that their prayers and devotion will pay off one day and Jesus Christ will reward them by sending angels to pick them up from Earth. They will essentially rise to the heavens (these idiots think that it is up there somewhere). These people look down upon anyone who does not share their views and has not accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. In other words, while the rest of the people will suffer in misery, these crazies will disappear into an imaginary world. Many of them are so desperate to leave their current lives that they pray all the time for death to come. Here is a hilarious video of one of these retards.

What is a traditional marriage?

2009-06-04T11:13:00.003-04:00

The reasons Mormons and homophobes oppose gay marriage is because they think that a marriage is only between a male and female (and cite the Bible for their hatred). While there is no evidence whatsoever that gay marriage changes anything in society (countries and states in the USA that do have gay marriages are pretty much unchanged socially since gay marriage became legal), these die hard hatemongers still keep arguing the same old argument that no one seems to find credible.

Oh, in case, you did not know what a traditional marriage was, here is a very nice explanation.