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Paris Hilton bellydancing

2008-03-31T16:15:00.002-04:00

Bellydancing is a great dance not only because you can do a great workout right in your home with no equipment (a couple of DVDs or CDs of belly dancing music help) but it also helps a woman feel her feminine charms that can be very fruitfully used in the bedroom. Many women claim that they learn to control muscles that help them achieve orgasm.

So why is Paris Hilton trying to do a bellydance at a beauty pageant in Turkey? There is generally no explanation for what she does and like her lack of talents in singing or acting, she has no clue how to dance.

Love song in Spanish

2008-03-25T14:47:00.003-04:00

Learning a new language can be tough, especially in your later years. But being able to speak several languages is not only good for business it can also open new avenues for dating. Learn to speak a few words of a language and the other person will be delighted, and what can be a better excuse to get back together than to practice language conversation. Watch this hilarious video of a man who tries to win a Latina's heart by practicing his one semester of Spanish lessons.

Super Powers movie

2008-03-19T14:27:00.003-04:00

We would all like to be Spiderman or Batman or Superman, but the reality is that these are fictional characters. The bottomline is that we can all be heroes without having the ability to fly or climb walls or stop a running train. All we need is a bit of courage.

That is why I like this short video Super Powers so interesting and funny. This is the story of a couple who decide to roleplay to spice up their marriage but realize that just donning the costume of Batman and Superman gives them extra powers.

Sanjay Malakar update

2008-03-13T11:51:00.002-04:00

Alright I was, along with millions of other American Idol fans, was convinced that Sanjay Malakar was really bad at singing. Now that would mean that our efficient system of eliminating bad stuff would mean that his singing career would be over.

You will be shocked to know that we seem to have an appetite for bad stuff (hey Paris Hilton is still in business and Heidi Montag is not doing bad either). And Sanjay proudly proclaimed that he has not had a haircut since his appearance on the show.

Kim Kardashian in Playboy

2008-03-12T16:52:00.003-04:00

Previously I displayed Playboy photos of Kim Kardashian. Obviously, posing for a modeling shoot like that is not an easy task. You have to have positive body image and be confident in your skin, which as this video shows, Kim is.

This part of her life was, of course, featured on the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," a reality television program that features her along with the hot Kardashian sisters that are taking Hollywood by storm. Watch as her sisters make fun of Kim Kardashian's butt and how she raises her arms to expose her underarms and how her mouth is always open.

Neutrogena coin slot cream

2008-03-12T16:32:00.003-04:00

With the popularity of ultra low rise jeans, we are seeing a lot of whaletails, and if a woman is smart enough to wear low rise thongs, then we are still seeing a whole lot of coin slots (no silly, not the place to put a coin in a vending machine, but that area close to your butt).

Obviously, since this area is now being exposed to cold air and direct sun, obviously, it needs to be treated with the same skin care principles that you use for your face. I know there are butt facials these days but the day is not far of before we get a coin slot facial. In the meantime, Lindsay Lohan suggests that you apply Neutrogena coin slot cream.

Can I go to work braless?

2008-03-12T16:08:00.004-04:00

30 Rock has one instance in which Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) is struggling what many old people feel when they encounter Generation X or Y people. That creates conflict at home and at work. For example, these older women are still bothered by girls not wearing a bra and not paying attention to visible panty lines. On the contrary, the younger women think that whaletail is simply a way to dress. (Related: How should teenagers dress?)

So watch this funny clip from the program in which Liz asks Cerie (Katrina Bowden) to stop coming to work braless and start dressing more appropriately for the office. It turns out that the so-called disruption of work and other problems supposedly being caused by her are simply a middle-aged woman's imagination due to her own insecurities.

Food court musical

2008-03-11T16:34:00.002-04:00

When we watch a musical either on Broadway or in a movie and see people erupting into a song at any moment (I understand that Indians only watch musicals because all Bollywood movies are made that way), we just take it as an art form, a unique way to tell a story. What we don't expect is that to happen in real life. In fact if we are in a public place and if someone just starts to sing (even if she or he has beautiful voice) we think that person is crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if the cops even arrest that person.

Well that is exactly what happened at a mall in Los Angeles where a group of performers performed a musical in the food court but the diners had no idea what was going on. Watch this video recorded with hidden cameras to see the horror and discomfort on people's faces. Thank God these morons eventually decided to give the performers a round of applause.

Justin Timberlake in thong

2008-03-03T15:51:00.002-05:00

The only explanation that I can come up with American women's strong reluctance to see men in thongs on the beach is that two out of three American men are either overweight or obese. In other words, the last thing you want to see a man with a potbelly hanging out at the pool in a thong.

Now does that also mean that they can't wear a Speedo? I don't see the difference. In fact, if we take the thong argument, no fat men should be allowed to go to the beach or the pool because even those horrendous swimsuits that are so popular among American men do nothing to hide the big tummies. Maybe there is something more going on.

So for those of you who are fans of Justin Timberlake and either secretly like men in naughty swimsuits or have opinions different from other American women, in the movie Love Guru, he is seen dancing around in a Speedo. No big deal for me, but well, if you enjoyed John Mayer in the Borat thong, this is tame.

What I found somewhat interesting is that this movie starring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba has a Bollywood feel to it.

Mariah Carey Touch My Body

2008-02-27T13:00:00.006-05:00

Mariah Carey, like Janice Dickinson and Demi Moore, is one of those women who seem to be getting younger as time passes (while the rest of the world is aging rapidly). That is why she looks better every time I see her.

What is going on?

She has said no to plastic surgery and other things that supposedly make women happy at that age like a loving husband and children are not there in her life.

Well, to find out how a single woman can have a lot of fun too, watch this video of Mariah in which she opens the door to her home dressed in black bra, panties, and garter belts visible under an open silk robe, and then she goes on to satisfy the fantasy of every delivery man (played by Jack McBrayer of 30 Rock - Kenneth) in this beautiful music video "Touch My Body." She even appears at one point dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl and seems to know a lot about computer networking and Laser Tag.

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Jordin Sparks Chris Brown No Air

2008-02-26T13:26:00.001-05:00

If you did not fall in love with Chris Brown after his VMA performance, you will after you watch him perform a duet with talented Jordin Sparks in this video titled "No Air." What I like about this music video that here are two singers with very powerful voices singing their hearts out. No distracting visuals, no semi-dressed sexy girls moving their butts; just plain great music that you can close your eyes to and enjoy the old fashioned way.

Christina Aguilera is breastfeeding

2008-02-21T15:25:00.002-05:00

There is no doubt that Christina Aguilera is a sexy woman and on top of that she is one naughty girl. Obviously, it was no surprise then that apart from composing a song (Save Me From Myself) in her son's honor, she has been doing something she should be proud of: breastfeeding her child.

And for women who are thinking about nursing their babies, please note that breastfeeding may not always cause sagging of breasts. And if you do not believe, watch this video of her on the Ellen DeGeneres Show in which you can see her large breasts that look quite perky.

Paul Wirth 30 Day Sex Challenge

2008-02-19T13:18:00.003-05:00

A church in Florida (Relevant Church in Ybor City) appears to have found the answer to lower the 50% divorce rate among Christians in America.

So what is the solution?

More sex. Actually, while even Brazilians are not known to do it daily, pastor Paul Wirth has issued a 30-day sex challenge to married couples (apparently it does not matter if you are in a monogamous relationship for decades but are not legally married).

Christianity is known as a religion hostile to physical intimacy, (unlike Hindus, for instance, who came up with kamasutra) not just among gays and lesbians, but also among heterosexual couples. While the Protestants are somewhat more open minded, the Catholics are outright opposed to doing anything if it is not for the purpose of making babies. As the Relevant Church document points out, "For far too long the church has remained silent on the subject, leading many people to believe that God is against sex, which is completely counter to what the Bible teaches." I am sure that the Pope disagrees.

According to the church, "People are not having enough sex. An epidemic of breakups prove the needs that lead to a great sex life are being overlooked. Dirty dishes, frumpy clothes, and a lack of authentic connections are killing the romance. A great sex life is a challenge and takes focus, determination, and planning. Some say it’s an unrealistic goal, but we disagree. We believe you can have a great sex life, in fact we believe God wants you to have a great sex life."

This is new territory for Christians but this church has a pastor who would be a better host on MTV than in a church. He talks about what my wife is calling a sexathon with the ease with which he probably talks about baseball or gardening. "We know, it sounds crazy. However, we believe this challenge will not only improve sex lives, but also strengthen relationships. In this series married couples will review the obvious needs of him and uncover the forgotten needs of her and singles will cut through the illusions and consider the qualities that result in healthy relationships.

Mark Ronson Daniel Merriweather Stop Me

2008-02-18T13:53:00.002-05:00

I am so glad that Mark Ronson (who has done a remarkable job of featuring two other great artists: Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse) decided to feature Daniel Merriweather in this beautiful music video "Stop Me." I am sure that as you watch all these people literally drowning in their tears, please don't cry. Just remember that no tears were actually shed in the making of this video. I must confess, though, that a tear or two did roll down my cheeks.

Mark Ronson Lily Allen Oh My God

2008-02-18T13:41:00.002-05:00

I loved it how seamlessly Mark Ronson managed to include Amy Winehouse in Valerie music video but he goes even farther by coming up with a unique way to feature the lovely Lily Allen. I think it would have been great to feature the real Lily who looks lovelier after her weight loss accomplished through hypnosis but Mark actually ends up using an anime version of her, who is one naughty little creature, dressed in a flirtatious one piece dress as she exudes her charm in an English bar.

Mark Ronson Amy Winehouse Valerie

2008-02-18T13:13:00.002-05:00

If I announce that Amy Winehouse is one of the best singers of all times, I will simply be echoing what you have all been telling me for months now. I have listened to each of her songs dozens of times but her is another interesting music video of hers. The video Valerie is actually by Mark Ronson but it features Amy Winehouse, and unlike many other videos like this, she just gets invited to the stage from the audience and starts singing. Also notice that she trademark beehive is somewhat understated.

Tyra Banks Paige Jeans giveaway

2008-02-08T16:48:00.001-05:00

She might have been a supermodel, but everyone knows now that Tyra Banks is nothing but a fat, middle aged woman seeking attention in chaotic world full of gorgeous women.

I don't know what kind of idiots watch her program but she continues to engage in activities that are simply low-class, in poor taste, and show that this woman is desperate for attention so that she can keep her program alive on television. In one episode she took her bra off and then a let a plastic surgeon feel her to prove that she does not have breast implants and that her breasts were so big that she once considered breast reduction surgery.

In another episode, she put Katherine McPhee on the spot and forced her hands on her chest all in the name of checking if she had implants or if it was all real.

Now, in yet another low, she forced women on her show to undress by taking their jeans off so that they could get a pair of free Paige jeans. And if you watch this video, you will also see that at one point she lifts her top to suggest that the ultra low rise jeans that she is wearing are horrible but in the process ends up exposing her G string, creating a whaletail -- another fashion faux-pas.

Higher by Heidi Montag

2008-02-06T16:36:00.000-05:00

It doesn't matter how hard you try, it is difficult to like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. You never know what is real and what is fiction about them. So when Spencer Pratt makes a music video of Heidi singing “Higher,” you shouldn't expect much (reminds me of Paris Hilton music video Stars Are Blind) because you will not get much. There you have her prancing around the beach, playing with seagulls or just looking cute in a pink bikini while she pretends to sing. Awful but worth watching just so that you can hate her even more.

Latinos register to vote

2008-02-06T14:43:00.000-05:00

Even if you do not speak Spanish, head over to Univision or Telemundo television channels (pretty standard with most cable packages) and apart from all the stupid programs that they have during the course of the day, things really heat up in the evenings. Their so-called novelas (soap operas) are so steamy that all their fake characters are either kissing passionately or making love every moment that they can find. Everything about these highly dramatized plots looks as fake as Harlequin books.

So it was a great idea by Wilmer Valderrama, Rosario Dawson, Nick Zano, and Tony Plana to make a public service video (La Pasion de la Decision) about why you should register to vote for the presidential election. Funny but also has a powerful message and nothing like the idiotic comment from Hayden Panettiere.

Talking about elections, I like the Barack Obama Bollywood video and the Obama Girl clip. The invisible ad from Hillary Clinton is also powerful.

I Get It by Chavelle

2008-01-31T16:19:00.000-05:00

If you are stuck in your career and work with a boss who is a jerk, I know your pain. I have been in that spot way too many times in my professional career. I have always wondered why companies not only keep hiring nasty people but also promoting them when they do nothing more than whine all the time (since they are always busy and complaining about lack of resources, companies brand them as "executives who get things done" and "produce results").

Thankfully, there is justice, not somewhere up there in the sky in front of a guy with a long, white bear, but right here and there is sweet revenge that happens all the time. That's exactly what this music video is all about. So if you are a schmuck like me, buddy, hang in there; justice will be done. And if you are one of those mean bosses, watch carefully -- it could happen to you.

Selfish by Asia Cruise

2008-01-31T14:46:00.000-05:00

I recently spent a day in Jacksonville, Florida, and unlike other hot places in Florida like Miami or Orlando, it is a beautiful southern town and so unlike what we think of the Sunshine State. So to find out that there are men who break hearts of beautiful girls like Asia Cruise, is heartbreaking, to say the least.

Watch this great music video of Asia Cruise, who is clearly a sexy woman and has a great voice, though, I think that she needs to take some dancing lessons from Kat DeLuna.

Stephen Colbert interviews Lou Dobbs in Spanish

2008-01-21T15:38:00.000-05:00

Almost everyone has an opinion on illegal immigrants but no one is more vocal about it than Lou Dobbs. In his opinion, the root of our problems is undocumented workers.

On the other hand there are business owners, farmers, and wealthy Americans who love cheap labor, and Stephen Colbert claims that he would definitely miss the illegal workers because who would do all the tasks that he does not like to do.

But the guy also has a great sense of humor and he decided to poke fun at Lou Dobbs by conducting an interview with him in Spanish while two hot Latinas danced on his arms.

Walk Away Remember Me by Paula DeAnda

2008-01-17T14:57:00.000-05:00

You might recall Paula DeAnda's music video called Easy that I featured earlier and this time let me feature her music with another wonderful band that I like called The Dey. This music video called "Walk Away (Remember Me)." What I like about this song is that it marries the talents two great bands.

Give You The World by DEY

2008-01-17T11:30:00.000-05:00

One of the greatest things that I have discovered is that I shouldn't take myself too seriously and admit that I only know so much. For instance, I often get this idea that somehow I know all the good bands out there and I have probably watched all the good music videos. But then I am proven wrong by bands like The D.E.Y. Check this great track from them called "Give You The World." The band includes Divine, Élan, and Yeyo (DEY), and since they speak both English and Spanish the music is a fusion of hip-hop, R&B, pop, and Afro-Latino. The result is an eclectic mix of Latino and English music.

Lynsey Nordstrom Jessica Simpson look alike

2008-01-15T13:03:00.000-05:00

I am sure any woman would like to look like Jessica Simpson. She has it all -- all the way from a large chest to a big butt to luscious lips. What she does not have is a stable relationship. After getting a divorce from Nick Lachey, her codependent relationship with John Mayer was a disaster. Only time will tell if her relationship with Tony Romo turns into something meaningful. So it was no surprise that the New York Post used a woman who looks like her. Lynsey Nordstrom was the impersonator at a New York Giants game against the Dallas Cowboys. So does she look like Jess? Only kinda.