Hot Mormon women making muffins

The other day I was talking to a guy who was doing a health checkup for me for applying for life insurance. He asked me about my alcohol consumption and I told him that I enjoy a glass of red wine with my dinner a few times a week. He was not pleased when I added, "The food always tastes better with wine." Later on my wife found out through a separate conversation (which she had when giving her blood sample) that he was actually a Mormon.

I felt sorry for him and also feel really sorry for him that he has be part of a cult that is known for nothing but homophobia these days. So what do these polygamous men get from their subservient wives? Apparently, they put on cleavage-showing dresses to attract them to their bedrooms by tempting them with muffins.

Only Human movie bellydance

If you like a movie that you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts, then I strongly recommend Seres queridos (a Spanish-Argentinian movie with the title Only Human). I know that the movie synopsis highlights the fact that all the drama happens when a girl (Marian Aguilera as Leni) from a Jewish family brings her Palestinian boyfriend (Guillermo Toledo as Rafi) home, but except for a few instances when that is the cause of real comedy, the movie will be equally hilarious if the guy was just another Spanish man.

This video below is not about the humor. It is a very sensual dance performed by María Botto (Tania, Leni's nymphomaniac sister who is learning belly dancing) in an attempt to seduce Rafi. The whole family is looking for the missing father in his office building but when Tania and Rafi are alone she decides to perform a belly-dancing routine. Since she wore no costume, she simply lets her top drop to the waist revealing her gorgeous yellow, floral print bra and she climbs the conference room table to dance seductively to an Arabic song. Surprisingly, Rafi joins her and shows his great moves (it is not uncommon for both men and women to do a bellydance routine), though, they do not make love after the dance, stopping only after kissing.

Rapture is here

Many born again evangelical Christians believe that their prayers and devotion will pay off one day and Jesus Christ will reward them by sending angels to pick them up from Earth. They will essentially rise to the heavens (these idiots think that it is up there somewhere). These people look down upon anyone who does not share their views and has not accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. In other words, while the rest of the people will suffer in misery, these crazies will disappear into an imaginary world. Many of them are so desperate to leave their current lives that they pray all the time for death to come. Here is a hilarious video of one of these retards.

Sarah Palin hockey mom movie

Alaska Governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin may not be the smartest woman in America but she is surely perfect for humor. I hate to make fun of idiots in the normal course of life but I guess it is perfectly fine to do so if the object of ridicule is a politician. If she wins, that will be awesome because we can all have four years of comedy in the White House, and if she loses, she will definitely be missed on the national political scene.

So here is a nice video about how Sarah Palin wants is a hockey mom and how she can transition from laundry and driving kids around to becoming the second most powerful person on the planet, and then finally, after Senator John McCain dies in the middle of his presidency, she assumes the presidency.

How did McCain propose to Sarah Palin?

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you have to agree that Governor Sarah Palin is an interesting character. All the way from having the looks of a hot librarian to having five children to believing in creationism to being a mother to a teenage mom while being a strong supporter of abstinence only education, she sure will make the rest of the world think of Americans as stupid. It is clear, therefore, that Senator John McCain is too old to make important decisions.

Two great actors try to recreate the phone call in this hilarious video clip.

Who is Samantha Bee?

Of course the kings of comedy are Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but let us not forget that they also employ some of the finest comedians. For instance, Steve Carrell, one of the hottest stars in Hollywood now, used to work on The Daily Show.

One of the most talented people now on the show is Samantha Bee or as fans like me call her: Sam Bee. She is unique in many ways. She is Canadian (apparently she is trying to get American citizenship, typically given to lawful permanent residents after 5 years of residence in the country or after three years to spouses of American citizens, which does not apply to her as her husband Jason Jones, another comedian on the show, is a Canadian too) but perfectly at home mocking Americans. Until the arrival of Kristen Schaal, she was the only woman on the show.

Watch this beautiful and funny video in which Samanta Bee profiles herself but what you must notice is the piece in which Jon Stewart is either trying to be a metrosexual or a gay with that pink shirt on and a sweater on his shoulders, which is a total turn off to most men.

Jason Jones Elizabeth Kucinich interview

While Americans may have low moral standards themselves, when it comes to their politicians, they want them to be as perfect as God. While all kinds of crooks and idiots become politicians but the people who vote for them have chosen to ignore the dirty details.

So when it comes to our president, we want only a man who is perfect in nearly every way. When it comes to our first lady, we have even higher expectations: a lady who is subservient to her husband and is happy talking about cookies, Christmas tree decorations, and cutting ribbons to inaugurate libraries and hospitals.

What we are seeing in this presidential election cycle is that we have at least two candidates with sexy women as their wives. Yes, Elizabeth Kucinich and Jeri Thompson Kehn could bring sexyback to the White House. Watch this hilarious video of Jason Jones investigating the possibility of an attractive woman in the White House in "Is America Ready For A FLIF?"

Will Farrell meets the landlord

There is absolutely no doubt that Will Farrell is a master when it comes to comedy but in this clip he outdoes himself. The video clip "The Landlord" is about his landlord asking for rent. By the way, the landlord happens to be a little girl (2 year old called Pearl) who is mean, tough, and an alcoholic. And while fans of Farrell will love him, almost all of us will fall in love with Pearl. As one commentor on the website said, "Pearl for President!." I agree. I think we tend to pick our presidents who are way too serious. We wants someone who knows how to have fun. That way we will laugh our way to eternal happiness.