President Paris Hilton

I have always supported Paris Hilton for president and after the pathetic campaign run by John McCain and Sarah Palin, it would have been much better if the GOP had picked her instead to run against Senator Barack Obama.

There wouldn't be all the bitterness that McCain-Palin generated, plus Paris Hilton knows how to seek good advice.

Now as you all know while I am no big fan of Paris Hilton music videos (she is no singer) this one is worth watching not for its music but for the humor.

Sarah Palin best moments in video

Since Senator John McCain selected Alaska Governor Sarah Palin became his running mate, I have struggled to keep up with all the juicy details about her. All the way from having a pregnant teenage daughter to her extramarital affair, to her sentences that are as intelligent as those that came out of George Bush's mouth, she has provided unstoppable entertainment to people all over the world. Now thanks to the wonderful folks at 236, we now have a compilation of all the greatest moments of Sara Pallin.

Real hockey mons hate Sarah Palin

Who would have known that Senator John McCain will turn a brainless, clueless, stupid governor from Alaska into a hockey mom? Obviously real hockey moms are angry because they know it is a lot of work being a hockey mom and Sarah Palin does not like to do the hard work of a parent. That is why Bristol Palin is pregnant and a drug addicted son has been sent to Iraq so that he can cure his addiction. Watch this video to see the anger of real moms who know what it takes to raise kids.

Sarah Palin for President

Senator John McCain was all set for a certain defeat in the presidential elections and in a desperate attempt to motivate extremist Christian voters, he chose a creationism-believing Sarah Palin, who has definitely provided a lot of entertainment to Americans. Sadly for Republicans, they have tried so hard to prove that somehow she is the best thing to happen to America since the creation of the world just 2,000 years ago, some are starting to wonder if she is the wrong person for the vice president's job and a more suitable candidate to be the president, not just of the United States, but of the whole world. Watch this hilarious video from Stephen Colbert as part of his That's The Word series.

Republican apathy toward hurricane victims

Remember how George Bush and John McCain were partying while poor people in New Orleans were dying? People all over the world watched the horror unfold in Louisiana and the scenes look similar to what we associate with Africa.

Being an election year, the Republicans were far more careful in the wake of hurricane Gustav, but Cindy McCain still wore a $300,000 outfit to ask for money (I wonder why she simply didn't auction her outfit on eBay?). And other Republicans attending the convention in Minneapolis didn't seem to care about fellow Americans in trouble. Watch this great video from Jon Stewart on the apathy of Republicans.

Samantha Bee loves Sarah Palin

You all know how funny Samantha Bee is and obviously as a woman she will catch her attention. But would she vote for her? Oh absolutely. After all, they are both women, the argument of Senator John McCain. And in a shocking reversal, even though Sarah Palin maybe the most anti-woman woman to ever walk the planet, she is planning to vote for her. Watch this funny video to find out why women hate and love Sarah Palin.

Real Sarah Palin

As I said in my previous video on Sarah Palin, it is impossible to find anything good to say about her, except may be that she is a sexy woman. No surprise then that except for a few hopeless and desperate Republicans and evangelical extremists, everyone else is ridiculing her and definitely not because she is a woman. I would have made fun of her even if she were a man because she is simply such an interesting character.

Sara Benincasa is a great comedian and watch this clip in which she brings the real Sarah Palin to you.

How did McCain propose to Sarah Palin?

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you have to agree that Governor Sarah Palin is an interesting character. All the way from having the looks of a hot librarian to having five children to believing in creationism to being a mother to a teenage mom while being a strong supporter of abstinence only education, she sure will make the rest of the world think of Americans as stupid. It is clear, therefore, that Senator John McCain is too old to make important decisions.

Two great actors try to recreate the phone call in this hilarious video clip.

Paris Hilton for President

I think all those people who were supporting Stephen Colbert for President but were disappointed when he could not compete in the race can, like me, rally behind Paris Hilton to run for the White House. I think no American in her/his right mind can vote for yet another gray-haired white man (Yes, I am talking about Senator John McCain) who has never used a computer in his life, has trouble keeping his facts straight due to aging related memory loss, is in no way different that President George Bush, and can easily put even the most enthusiastic to sleep.

Senator Barack Obama is a much more exciting option but he definitely lacks the cuteness of Paris Hilton. Finally, we can have someone who can compete with Carla Bruni or Kate Middleton or Elizabeth Kucinich and we can finally say, "America, that's hot!"

Boys and girls, do not fail to register to vote (particularly if you are a Hispanic and have just become a citizen) and make sure that you vote in the presidential election for our very own Paris Hilton.

If George Bush can be president for eight years, even a dog can be a president and Paris Hilton definitely has a higher IQ that that of her dogs.

Blue Balled short film

Eight years of Bush presidency have not only frustrated Republicans (he has the lowest approval rating of a Republican president) but have also energized the Democrats to bring a Democrat to the White House. Most Democrats agreed that it was better to have either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton than John McCain who is a mirror image of W.

Since Democrats tend to be smarter and more creative than the Conservatives, they also use better techniques to send their message, as opposed to Republican tactic of scaring Americans. That is why this short film (Blue Balled) starring Bryan Dechart and Michelle Galdenzi is so funny. So next time you are making love to someone you met in a bar, do not forget to ask, "Are you blue or red?"