Paris Hilton fake president
In this great video, Paris explains her vision for America and gets some great policy advice from Martin and Charlie Sheen.
My favorite part is when she says, "I plan to bring a fake balance approach to these real problems. For example, Fo-Po." Sheen asks, "What is Fo-Po?" "Foreign policy, silly!" Hilton explains in the lingo familiar to texting teenagers. Of course that old man Sheen got it: "Of course BF! I should have known that one."