Britney Spears for president

OK there was Sarah Palin for president and then Stephen Colbert for president. I even agreed that Paris Hilton will make a good president. Unfortunately, none of them made it and I am mad. While I am tempted to endorse GOP clowns like Michele Bachmann, Meghan McCain, Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Larry Craig, Bobby Jindal or Glenn Beck, but I will for the time being insist that we elect Britney Spears as our next president.

Paris Hilton fake president

I had endorsed Paris Hilton for president as soon as she declared her intention to run. The reality is that we Americans like everything only if it is served as entertainment to us. That is why Sen. John McCain picked Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate -- she is entertainment of the Superbad type.

In this great video, Paris explains her vision for America and gets some great policy advice from Martin and Charlie Sheen.

My favorite part is when she says, "I plan to bring a fake balance approach to these real problems. For example, Fo-Po." Sheen asks, "What is Fo-Po?" "Foreign policy, silly!" Hilton explains in the lingo familiar to texting teenagers. Of course that old man Sheen got it: "Of course BF! I should have known that one."

Sarah Palin hockey mom movie

Alaska Governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin may not be the smartest woman in America but she is surely perfect for humor. I hate to make fun of idiots in the normal course of life but I guess it is perfectly fine to do so if the object of ridicule is a politician. If she wins, that will be awesome because we can all have four years of comedy in the White House, and if she loses, she will definitely be missed on the national political scene.

So here is a nice video about how Sarah Palin wants is a hockey mom and how she can transition from laundry and driving kids around to becoming the second most powerful person on the planet, and then finally, after Senator John McCain dies in the middle of his presidency, she assumes the presidency.

Real hockey mons hate Sarah Palin

Who would have known that Senator John McCain will turn a brainless, clueless, stupid governor from Alaska into a hockey mom? Obviously real hockey moms are angry because they know it is a lot of work being a hockey mom and Sarah Palin does not like to do the hard work of a parent. That is why Bristol Palin is pregnant and a drug addicted son has been sent to Iraq so that he can cure his addiction. Watch this video to see the anger of real moms who know what it takes to raise kids.

Gina Gerson as Sarah Palin

One of the sad things about our politicians is that they are not only corrupt and incompetent, they are also boring. It is only rare that someone like Senator Larry Craig or Governor Eliott Spitzer comes on the scene. That is why Governor Sarah Palin is so much more interesting. She is stupid, naive, clueless, brainless (and I say this not because she is a woman -- I would have have said the same thing even if it were a man), but also has some bizarre ideas about religion, politics, environment, economy, and almost everything else. No wonder her teen daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant, husband is an alcoholic, and son is a drug addict. That is why if you want to to know all about Sarah Palin before voting in the presidential election, watch this really interesting video from Gina Gerson. Particularly the part in which Sarah Palin strips to her bikini and then takes her gun out to shoot helpless mooses.

Sarah Palin for President

Senator John McCain was all set for a certain defeat in the presidential elections and in a desperate attempt to motivate extremist Christian voters, he chose a creationism-believing Sarah Palin, who has definitely provided a lot of entertainment to Americans. Sadly for Republicans, they have tried so hard to prove that somehow she is the best thing to happen to America since the creation of the world just 2,000 years ago, some are starting to wonder if she is the wrong person for the vice president's job and a more suitable candidate to be the president, not just of the United States, but of the whole world. Watch this hilarious video from Stephen Colbert as part of his That's The Word series.

Samantha Bee loves Sarah Palin

You all know how funny Samantha Bee is and obviously as a woman she will catch her attention. But would she vote for her? Oh absolutely. After all, they are both women, the argument of Senator John McCain. And in a shocking reversal, even though Sarah Palin maybe the most anti-woman woman to ever walk the planet, she is planning to vote for her. Watch this funny video to find out why women hate and love Sarah Palin.

Real Sarah Palin

As I said in my previous video on Sarah Palin, it is impossible to find anything good to say about her, except may be that she is a sexy woman. No surprise then that except for a few hopeless and desperate Republicans and evangelical extremists, everyone else is ridiculing her and definitely not because she is a woman. I would have made fun of her even if she were a man because she is simply such an interesting character.

Sara Benincasa is a great comedian and watch this clip in which she brings the real Sarah Palin to you.

Paris Hilton for President

I think all those people who were supporting Stephen Colbert for President but were disappointed when he could not compete in the race can, like me, rally behind Paris Hilton to run for the White House. I think no American in her/his right mind can vote for yet another gray-haired white man (Yes, I am talking about Senator John McCain) who has never used a computer in his life, has trouble keeping his facts straight due to aging related memory loss, is in no way different that President George Bush, and can easily put even the most enthusiastic to sleep.

Senator Barack Obama is a much more exciting option but he definitely lacks the cuteness of Paris Hilton. Finally, we can have someone who can compete with Carla Bruni or Kate Middleton or Elizabeth Kucinich and we can finally say, "America, that's hot!"

Boys and girls, do not fail to register to vote (particularly if you are a Hispanic and have just become a citizen) and make sure that you vote in the presidential election for our very own Paris Hilton.

If George Bush can be president for eight years, even a dog can be a president and Paris Hilton definitely has a higher IQ that that of her dogs.

Blue Balled short film

Eight years of Bush presidency have not only frustrated Republicans (he has the lowest approval rating of a Republican president) but have also energized the Democrats to bring a Democrat to the White House. Most Democrats agreed that it was better to have either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton than John McCain who is a mirror image of W.

Since Democrats tend to be smarter and more creative than the Conservatives, they also use better techniques to send their message, as opposed to Republican tactic of scaring Americans. That is why this short film (Blue Balled) starring Bryan Dechart and Michelle Galdenzi is so funny. So next time you are making love to someone you met in a bar, do not forget to ask, "Are you blue or red?"