Rapture is here

Many born again evangelical Christians believe that their prayers and devotion will pay off one day and Jesus Christ will reward them by sending angels to pick them up from Earth. They will essentially rise to the heavens (these idiots think that it is up there somewhere). These people look down upon anyone who does not share their views and has not accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. In other words, while the rest of the people will suffer in misery, these crazies will disappear into an imaginary world. Many of them are so desperate to leave their current lives that they pray all the time for death to come. Here is a hilarious video of one of these retards.

Jesus Christ skiing

We all know that many followers of Jesus Christ are outright nuts and somehow believe that trying to come across as cool as if they are on MTV will help them attract followers (apparently Christianity is all about conversion, proselytizing, and evangelizing). Watch this hilarious video of a few Jesus freaks trying to equate extreme sports to Jesus and trying to recruit converts.

Religulous movie

The harsh reality is that no one has any clue if there is a God but it works out great for most people with low level of intelligence to believe in this superpower being that can make good things happen to you if you pray to him. Since there is a 50% chance that a prayer might work, most people end up keeping the faith in God, though agnostics and atheists also find that there is an equal chance of something happening or not, it doesn't matter if you pray or believe in God.

Having said that it helps brainless people have a faith. They can feel special and hope that they will end up in a fantastic land called heaven. They can also go to sleep knowing that whatever is not in their control, God will take care of it. Atheists and agnostics do not have such emotional security and have to rely on their own inner strengths to face the uncertainties of life.

Bill Maher has come up with a clever movie called Religulous. You should watch it particularly if you are one of those people of faith because it shows you how your so-called religious leaders take advantage of you so that you can keep writing those checks which allow them to build mega-churches (Kenneth Copeland) or fly in private jets and carry their designer clothes in Louis Vuitton bags (preference of Benny Hill).